If I told you I need water, would someone please go and fix the water line that is absolutely fucking up my day. Thank god I have 4 toilets in this house so I can at least take a piss with no worries.
I phoned the water company. They told me to call the police department. What the? SO I did and the lady told me a water line was corrupt...corrupt? Was it in jail after partying too hard last night? I mean, really.