Sunday, November 30, 2008

piss vs glow

You are correct Mr. Gustave. When I urinate it does glow. I think the color has more to do with the vitamins I've been taking rather than me being a woman. I'll leave it for the experts if they really care.


Gustave said...

Well, I don't know. I'm no expert, of course, but I'm pretty sure it's 'cause you're so ladylike. But, tell you what, you send me a sample and I'll check it out for myself. At the very least I can set the jar by my bed at night to keep the boogeyman away.

Gustave said...

Wow, is this blog of yours getting freaky in a hurry, or what?